Christians say the darnedest things
As we reported to you earlier, Marilyn Manson has went through his fair share of hotties. Now with his music career on the decline, he needs another creative outlet. What could that be you ask? Well not a what, but a who?
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You might not know this, but Kermit the Frog, was born in 1955, in Jerusalem. Born, Harold Leapenstien, to parents, Jorgen and Matilda, Harold went to Princeton, and majored in Business. It was there that Harold met Fozzie, and together they became close friends. Fozzie convinced Harold to change his name to what we now know today as Kermit the Frog. Fozzie was part of a improvisational group, and together they honed their comedic skills. Kermit shopped his comedy variety show to all the major US networks and none of them liked his idea. His first break was on the TV show called, Sam and Friends, Kermit recalled back then that his comedic timing was way off, but the networks were not ready for a full time Muppet. In America, bigotry against Muppets was growing, locals US schools would not allow Muppets in schools that had “normal” people, Kermit was beat up many times just for being a Muppet. To this day, Muppets do not have the right to marry, they can’t adopt, they can’t vote, or hold any political office. Women often complain that there is a glass ceiling, but for Muppets, the glass ceiling is replaced by a brick wall. Kermit got a job as a reporter on Sesame Street, the only show of it’s time to have Muppets on TV, a first step for Muppet Rights. Kermit, was a born leader, and he needed to find another way to help his people. In 1976, the BBC, loved his idea for a variety comedy show, and the Muppet Show was born. Now Kermit being the entrepreneur, invested the shows earnings, and bought stocks in other corporations. OPEC, GE, Viacom, to name a few. No one was going to give an Oscar to any Muppet actor. No one was going to take true scientific research seriously from a Muppet and offer a Nobel Peace Prize. No Muppet author was going to get a Pulitzer. Discrimination was just the norm for the life of a Muppet, Kermit knew he had no congressional backing, and his people were a punchline at best. Knowing that the shows run would not last forever, and the plight of his people were at stake, he had to think of the bigger picture. Kermit owned controlling stocks in some of the biggest Forture 500 companies in the world. To Kermit, “MUPPET” was another word for “PUPPET” and that was the stereotype he was trying to move his people away from. On screen, in front of the camera, Kermit was fun loving, and jovial frog married to Miss Piggy, but behind the scenes, Kermit, was a Svengali, a puppet-masters of sorts, not really married to Miss Piggy since Muppet marriages were illegal. With the final days of the Muppet Show, Kermit needed to have the public see the Muppets as fun loving, so in marched Muppet movie after Muppet movie, all the while buying up stocks and owning companies under the investment group, FRG. FRG, needed to control the masses, so Kermit, had an idea of making people pay more, for things they would otherwise pay less for. How did he do this? The Green Movement. Hybrid Cars, Green cleaning products, was just the tip of the iceberg. Kermit knew that no corporation really did anything to help people, they did it to make a profit. Take hybrid cars for instance, the batteries in those cars are patented by the oil companies. The Green Movement became huge, everyone jumped on the bandwagon, and the smugness, of green people seemed to be an after effect. Through-out history people that were green started off being assholes.
And like all those stories, they ended up being kind or the hero in the end. Kermit knew it would take time, and in the end Muppets would be taken seriously, maybe not in his lifetime, but he paved the way for equal right to all Muppets. We here at Thinksquad believe in equal rights to all. If Kermit wants to date someone other then a Muppet, it should be his right.
If Muppets want to join the military, they should be able too. Religious people believe that Muppets don’t have a soul, but if you happen to believe in some divine authority then allow that authority to be the judge, not you. We hope the Muppet community know how hard Kermit is working on their behalf.
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Some people are born into this world with god-awful names. Others change them the moment they can. Here is a list of people who did:
When I was but a wee lad, strolling through the grassy foothills of Tacoma, Washington. What, you don’t believe me? Okay, but you are making me lose track of what I was trying to talk about. I am trying to set up an intro here.
Let’s start over, when I was a young boy, MTV came out with it’s first video called, “Video Killed the Radio Star, ” and since then they became the authority on all things music related.
Then in the late 90′s and early 2000′s something happened, music videos were dying. The Real World, Osbournes and Lachey-Simpsons-retard-fest came on, and then music video’s died. MTV actually only plays music videos from 3am to 9am. How do I know? Some days I have a mild case of insomnia.
But after all those years Music Videos are making a comeback and it’s not from any help from MTV, iTunes, Pandora, or Grooveshark, nope there is this thing called Youtube, not sure if you heard of it or not, but the top Youtube video isn’t some guy getting stomped on the crotch.
It’s a music video that is the number one video on Youtube with 252,499,578 views at the time I am writing this. Who could that be?
Yes Lady Gaga’s “Bad Romance,” is the reason for the music video comeback, just like Michael Jackson’s Thriller in the 80′s we now have someone who is bring back music videos. Do I personally like Lady Gaga? No. But now the top 5 most watch videos on Youtube are music videos.
My favorite band is Nine Inch Nails, and my favorite song by NIN is called “Something I can never have.” When ever I tell someone I like Nine Inch Nails most people tell me their favorite song by them is “Closer” But they never say it’s, “Closer” They always say, “You know the one that goes, ‘I want to fuck you like an animal’?”
Now yes I know Flyleaf did a cover of it.
And even Kermit did a cover as well.
We at thinksquad understand that usually, talking about Gays, Lesbians, and Bi-sexuals makes people feel about as comfortable as Yao Ming wearing a snow-suit in the backseat of a VW beetle, on a hot summer’s day, with the windows rolled up and no air conditioning while listening to the Jonas Brothers on a perpetual loop .
The house is trying to pass a bill to allow gays to serve openly in the military, which it has just passed the sub-committee and now has to go before all of congress. Most of us have never even seen gay people in the military; they are as noticeable as a busboy at Hooters.
Why single out a group of people and hound them, beat them, decry their existence, and deprive them of jobs and even marriage, for the sake of being gay.
We here at thinksquad believe we should allow gay marriage, not only should homosexuals have the same rights to make themselves miserable as straight people, but even if Christians are right, and gays are all going to hell, that’s their right too. If true Christians believe in the Bible, then they should know that God gave us free will, no? We all have the right to choose whether or not to sin in our lives, no? If anything it’s a God-given right to SIN in any way they choose.
thinksquad also believes the ONLY sensible way for a government to deal with the issue of marriage is to wash its hands of it completely. Allow legal adults to write up and certify whatever legal contracts they like between one another, including civil partnerships. Settle inheritance, adoption and taxation issues. And then, if you want to get married in “the eyes of God” or who/what ever you think gives a crap about your personal life, settle the matter with your church.
And while you’re at it, get rid of ANY AND ALL laws regarding any kind of consensual sexual activity. All of them. Because it’s none of my business what you do in your bedroom, it’s none of your business what I do in mine, and it’s certainly none of the government’s business either way.