Today’s blog is brought to you by the letter C for Censorship, and the number 69.
Katy Perry, who named her boobs, Hot & Cold
Katy Perry who is seen here with Elmo, was pulled from the first episode of the new season of Sesame Street, because mothers thought Katy’s boobs were practically coming out of her dress, and did not want to explain to their sons why they have little “tee-pees” growing in their pants.
Asked if they had a problem with what Katy Perry was wearing, recent newlyweds, Bert and Erie, both said, “No, we’re not much on the breast per-say, but if you have something that resembles a hot dog, well now that wets our appetite.”
That’s two cast members who didn’t have a problem with all this hubbub.
So Sesame Street is okay with a rapist being on the show.
No mean no Kobe, no matter how many rings you win.
And if you’re caught breaking the rules, that’s cool by Sesame Street as well.
Kim Kardashian's Bush
It’s alright to have a 50 year-old horse to host the show.
SJP winner of the Preakness Stakes, and the Kentucky Derby.
We guess if your a ex-fashion model, and current MILF, it’s alright to host the show
We wonder if Heidi tickled his Elmo?
No chance for our favorite Russian to host
"Putin" on a smile
The First Lady always get’s a shot.
Michelle Obama, government tested, Presidentally Approved.
Michael Jackson was okay, for the show
Don't let him get you in your can Oscar. Look how fucking scared Oscar looks.
If Katy Perry get’s canned from the show, then you know there is no chance Youtube sensation, Zuzana from Bodyrock.tv, could ever make it.
Which makes us sad, because if mom’s are offended by breast that leaves zero chance Fat Bastard could ever make the show.
Get in my belly