Republicans Are Lining Up For 2012


Today the ever popular Mormon Mitt Romney, announced his sequel to his failed attempt for the Republican bid for the White House. We already have quite a few candidates who thought about entering, but have already dropped out, like Sharron Angle, Haley Barbour, Scott Brown, Jeb Bush, Chris Christie, Bob Corker, Mitch Daniels, Mike Huckabee, Bobby Jindal, Bob McDonnell, Carl Paladino, Rand Paul, Mike Pence, David Petraeus, Marco Rubio, Paul Ryan, John Thune, Donald Trump, and Allen West.

Others who have entered in to this Royal Rumble already are, 3 times married, his two previous marriages ended in divorce after he had affairs with younger women and when his wives were seriously ill, Newt Gingrich

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The Republican/Libertarian, and former OB-GYN, and who has touched more vagina’s the all these candidates combined. Ron Paul

 

Georgia businessman, with no relations to the Real House Wives of Atlanta, Herman Cain

Former Gov. of Minnesota, whom we will all see plenty of, Tim Pawlenty

The candidate you never EVER heard of, who happens to be a gay-rights activist, and the first openly gay presidential candidate from a major political party,Fred Karger

There is also Andy Martin who has no relations to the ever famous gay singer Ricky Martin,

 

The black Santa himself, Jimmy McMillan

We also have a few that are sitting on the fence waiting to see if they will make a run for it or not like, the heavily mustached, nutty professor-looking, John R. Bolton

Or the ever favorite simpleton from Alaska, Sarah Palin

The former New York Governor who sounds like a cast member of Star Trek, George Pataki 

Former mayor of NYC, and a drag queen, Rudy Giuliani

Someone who likes to be tea-bagged, Michele Bachmann

The person who’s last name in a Google search is  Santorum 1. The frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex. 2. Senator Rick Santorum. Rick Santorum

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