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29 Friday Apr 2011
Monthly Archives: April 2011
Acceptable Radiation Levels
29 Friday Apr 2011
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Royal BJ
29 Friday Apr 2011
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Happily Ever Richer
28 Thursday Apr 2011
Posted in Infograph
Birth Certificates
28 Thursday Apr 2011
Being President, somehow doesn’t exclude you from jumping through hoops. Whether you believe the President is true blue American or not, we here at Thinksquad could care less, we are Anarchist.
We think it would have been awesome if the President would have came out to meet the press with his Birth Certificate in tow, and said,"Yeah I just got Photoshop yesterday." Now that would have been hilarious.
Funny how another President, whom some love and others hate, happened to have a Birth Certificate flaw as well. His name happens to be Ronald Reagan.
Reagan Smash!
If you go to the Reagan library, you too can see Ronald Reagan’s Birth Certificate as well. Seems funny to us that he still had a Library, we can see him now, Hmmm… Don’t recall ever reading that book, or even that book,
What you may not have noticed looking at this certificate is that it was signed and certified on August 14, 1942, but Reagan was born on February 6, 1911? Hmmm…
Could Ronald Reagan be a foreigner?
We contacted the band, and they said, they have no recollection of Ronald Reagan, ever being a part of the band. Also a side note here: The band still wants to know what love is, and has bought many books from Barnes and Noble, and Amazon, on the subject, including thousands of man hours searching on the internet about the subject, and they still feel they are no closer to the answer, so they would like you to show them.
Chewy I got a bad feeling about this…
27 Wednesday Apr 2011
Does Gas In The U.S. Really Only Cost 10 Cents A Gallon?
27 Wednesday Apr 2011
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1964, Dime, Fiat, Fiat currency, Gary Coleman, Inflation, Nixon Shock, Paper money, Richard Nixon, Silver, U.S. Mint, Worthless
Yes we know what you’re say, “No, thinksquad not in my neck of the woods, or any place I can research on the internet, what’s you talkin ’bout Willis?”
Ben Bernake is debasing the value of the dollar, in fact central banks all around the world are too loose and creating too much money out of thin air, which has right now caused silver and gold prices per ounce to go through the roof as a stored value. Oil stocks are at a record low. Gasoline has never been this cheap.
10 Cents A Gallon?
The lowest gas prices ever got was in 1931 when gas prices got to 17 cents per gallon as a national average. Now for most of the 50 years from 1920-1970′s gas has remained around 20-30 cents a gallon nation wide. It wasn’t until the 1970′s when we actual left the gold standard, that gas prices really started to rise. But today right now, you can by a gallon of gas for less then one dime. 
The thing is you need a real dime, a dime that was minted before 1965. So in terms of real constitutional money, silver that was coined by the U.S. Mint, gasoline has never been this cheap, it’s only when you have fiat money, the paper money that the fed is running off the printing presses, that’s the only reason why prices are rising, because your money is losing value. The problem being that those dimes go for anywhere from $3.75-$5.00 a piece. The value of gas is not getting more expensive, it’s just your money is become worth a lot less. The government is not raising taxes they are creating inflation.
10%
Look at it this way, lets say all the money in America equals 10 million dollars and you have 1 million dollars, which would equal you having 10% of all the money. Now the U.S. government decides to print money, let’s say 10 million dollars, for a grand total of 20 million dollars, even though you have not spent any money, you now have 5% of all the money in the U.S., so your money lost value without you even spending a dime.
Said With Money
26 Tuesday Apr 2011
Keanu Says Bill And Ted 3 Is A Go
25 Monday Apr 2011
Posted in Laugh
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For those of you who have been waiting for a third installment of the Excellent Adventures of Bill and Ted, Keanu Reeves said that the script is done, and they will begin filming shortly. One tepid sequel and two horrible TV series (one animated, one live action) later, and it looked like the series had met a very bogus end, but now, things look a lot more promising for fans of the series. Let’s hope Keanu can turn this series from water to wine.
Music In The Woods
24 Sunday Apr 2011
Posted in Watch
Salman Rushdie Once Said
24 Sunday Apr 2011
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Cleaning Windows
23 Saturday Apr 2011
Posted in Laugh
Bacon Is Meat Candy
22 Friday Apr 2011
Posted in Laugh
If you are a bacon lover, then you know the power of it’s crisp draw, the sizzling pop is mesmerizing to some, so mesmerizing in fact that they wrap meatloaf with bacon. 
We all love boobs what what about boobs wrapped in bacon?
Well everyone’s favorite restaurant when they are in a drunken stupor, Denny’s wants to go one step further on the bacon scale.
They created an ice cream sundae, which they call, “The Maple Bacon Sundae” here is the description they use:
Bacon makes a classic ice cream sundae even more awesome. We start with maple-flavored syrup, and a scoop of rich, creamy vanilla ice cream and then a generous sprinkle of our diced hickory-smoked bacon. Add another sweet layer of syrup and vanilla ice cream topped with even more bacon and a drizzle of syrup.
Yes we know it’s a heart attack waiting to happen, but what better way to kill off Americans, then with bacon. Enjoy!
One Man Disney Movie
22 Friday Apr 2011
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Pixar animator Nick Pitera isn’t just good at animation. He’s also a phenomenal singer, as he shows in his youtube video, “One Man Disney Movie.”
Pitera’s range is so incredible that you won’t believe he’s doing all the voices himself.
This Goes Out To All The People Driving Today
21 Thursday Apr 2011
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Serial Dater: Derek Jeter
20 Wednesday Apr 2011
Posted in Laugh
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Adriana Lima, Derek Jeter, Gabrielle Union, Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel, Jordana Brewster, Lara Dutta, Mariah Carey, Scarlett Johansson, Vanessa Minillo
While doing research on a blog about anarchy, somehow we landed on a totally unrelated topic, Derek Jeter, he was on wikipedia, and on the page, we could see that a close friend of our gave the “Derek Jeter” page a thumbs up, 
so we read a little bit about this famous baseball player who plays for the Yankees, and even though we were not a fan, we found some pretty interesting titbits of information, which then reminded us, a little while back we did a post on Marilyn Manson ex-girlfriends, this time around we will tackle the famous Derek Jeter.
So here we go let’s start with his first most famous girl.
Dated Mariah Carey from from 1997 to 1998
Then moved on to Miss Universe Lara Dutta
Lara Dutta
Then on to the co-star of The Fast and the Furious, (which seems to be the only type of movie she can play in) Jordana Brewster. 
Then on to TV Host, Vanessa Minillo
Then moved on to Jessica Biel
Jessica Biel, before Timberlake, could plant the flag
Then he was spotted with a Victoria’s Secret super-model
Adriana Lima
Then he went on a dating spree, dating, Jessica Alba,
then Gabrielle Union
Then Scarlet Johansson
Okay it might be easier to say the entire female population, if your girl happen to be away from you for more then 20 minutes, she was probably with Derek Jeter.
Women love his balls
Not one to cry when relationships are not going his way, 
he moved on to his current girlfriend and Esquire‘s Sexiest Woman Alive for 2010,Minka Kelly
Minka Kelly and Derek Jeter have been together for over 3 years now.
4/20
20 Wednesday Apr 2011
The Trouble With Quotes On The Internet…
19 Tuesday Apr 2011
Now that’s a sticky situation
18 Monday Apr 2011
Posted in Laugh
A Maryland man, was at his local Wal-Mart, when he had to go to the bathroom.
As the man sat on the toilet seat, dropping bombs on Al Qaeda.
Squeezing out a loaf
He found himself stuck to the toilet seat. Glued to be more precise.
For the best glue in town, always look for the name ACME.
No one has came forward, and the police would like to charge the prankster with second-degree assault charges, because that always help people come forward, telling them they could be arrested. The man called for help till employees came in to see what was wrong, there they found a man with his pants around his ankles, and glued to the sit, police and firefighters were called and it took 15 more minutes to remove the man from the toilet, but the seat was firmly stuck to the man’s rear. So they stretchered, him out with toilet seat attached, to the hospital where the man lost some skin and had quite the painful butt of a story to tell family and friends. We hope this police sketch will allow others to quickly find the man in question.
Facebook Removes “The Kiss”
18 Monday Apr 2011
Posted in Think
Today is Monday, the 18th of April, and if you have seen same-sex couples kissing as profile pictures on facebook and wondered what was going on? Facebook removed a picture on someone’s profile, of two men kissing. Here is the picture that was removed
facebook issued this message:
“Hello,
Content that you shared on Facebook has been removed because it violated Facebook’s Statement of Rights and Responsibilities. Shares that contain nudity, or any kind of graphic or sexually suggestive content, are not permitted on Facebook.
This message serves as a warning. Additional violations may result in the termination of your account. Please read the Statement of Rights and Responsibilities carefully and refrain from posting abusive material in the future. Thanks in advance for your understanding and cooperation.
The Facebook Team”
We seen men kissing all the time, like our elected leaders doing it.
Bush's Foreign Policy
The Il effect
kiss and make up
Why don't you kiss me that way?
While “traditional” norms might want to see a man and woman kissing,
Changing your profile picture is not support for any cause. Writing facebook, could help, giving money to GLAD, or GLBT, would be a great start. But try to see this from another angle.
My wife and I served in the US. Air Force. I did 10 years, she did 4. Here is a picture of her in Basic Training.
While in the military, she has been through the hardships of 9-11, seen fallen soldiers,
She now owns her own business, in computers, and also works at a car dealership. 
On Fridays the car dealership, wanted a way to support the troops, so they decided they should all wear red. My wife does not. Does wearing a color, actually support anyone? Maybe in spirit, but actions, they say, always speak louder then words. Instead of wearing a color, why can’t they give free oil changes, or car repairs to the troops and their families? is that asking too much, why can’t staffers write letters to troops over there and be great pen pals to people fighting a “rich man’s”
war. Donate money to the families left behind, who are trying to make it day by day? Sending care packages, to the troops, who are there. Those are ways to support the troops. While changing your profile, to support, gay rights, troops, children and your feeling against child abuse, none of those are real support.
