Monthly Archives: January 2011

The Post Office Is Going Broke

The failing government business called the post office is about to close 2,000 offices, with another 16,000 on the chopping block as well. What does your 44 cents buy you these days, not much according to the post office, since … Continue reading

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Asshole Move

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Star Wars :Missing Scene

…and when Luke Skywalker destroyed the Deathstar, Princess Leia was there with a cold beer to greet the hero.

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Marijuana Facts

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Strangest Sex Laws

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What Caused The Change From AD To CE, Religion?

Like most of you, AD or BC was the common way to show the particular time frame you might be talking about. If you forgot what they stood for, BC is the abbreviation for ‘Before Christ’, used in the Gregorian … Continue reading

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Mark Zuckerberg’s Facebook Page Was Hacked

You would think with a face like this, no one would want to hack your page. Or maybe you were thinking that Mark Zuckerberg is the mastermind behind all things Facebook, and with this god-like complex, computer infidels, could never … Continue reading

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Woman Sues Taco Bell And Asks, “Where’s the Beef”

Taco Bell, the food of choice for college drunks, people who never had real Spanish cuisine, or maybe people planning their suicide. Taco Bell is being sued by a woman from LA, because the “beef,” Taco Bell uses, is actually … Continue reading

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Not Home Alone

We reported to you earlier that Home Alone star, Macaulay Culkin, was dumped by his girlfriend of 7 years, Mila Kunis. Macaulay is one not to waste time and sit around, home alone, jerking his meat, thinking about how he … Continue reading

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Kurt Cobain’s Suicide Note

To Boddah Speaking from the tongue of an experienced simpleton who obviously would rather be an emasculated, infantile complain-ee. This note should be pretty easy to understand. All the warnings from the punk rock 101 courses over the years, since … Continue reading

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Crepitus: God of Flatulence

You have gods of all kind, like love, and war and even wine, just to name a few, but we here at Thinksquad are pretty sure no god wants to be the god of flatulence. Crepitus, was a roman god, … Continue reading

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Fountain Girl also faces charges

The internet sensation, Cathy Cruz Marrero, who gained fame overnight, when she tripped into the fountain, because she was texting, appeared on ABC’s Good Morning America. Cathy and her lawyer would like to sue the mall, because the security guards … Continue reading

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The Aroma Of Tacoma

Living in the south end of Tacoma, I always knew there was a smell when ever I was in the north end. The city of Tacoma Washington just had an overwhelming funk, that it just could not shake. The Sulfuric … Continue reading

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Alchemy

Alchemy is derived from a Greek word, it’s both a philosophy and an ancient practice focused on the attempt to change base metals into gold. We here at Thinksquad is proud of our Daughter, who created a band called Alchemy. … Continue reading

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The Lottery Split

For a lot of Americans, winning the lottery may seem like their only way out of whatever situation they are in. Most who play, never are afforded a chance to win, and some see it as just another way to … Continue reading

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Cheating

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Mark Your Calendars: July 12, 2011

Neptune, the planet closest to Uranus, was first discovered in 1846 when it was visually close to where we could see it. On July 12, 2011, Neptune will have traveled one time around the sun since that day in 1846. … Continue reading

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No Jobs At Apple

Apple fanboys hang on Jobs every breath, and it also seems like his company stock does as well. Jobs took his third medical leave since being CEO of the company, and his stock prices dropped 8 percent today. There is … Continue reading

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Jordan VS Gates

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