Over at the Erciyes University in Kayseri, (We’re going to have to Google that, like we knew where that was, oh it’s in Turkey,) they did a year-long study, correlating body mass index (BMI) and male sexual performance.
I want to know if they just took, these fat guys word for it, or if they watched tons of video, or maybe had the fat guys in some room at the university, having sex and watching them like lab rats? Which do you think it is?
Their findings: Men with excess body fat last longer in bed. In fact, heavier men were able to make love for an average of 7.3 minutes, while slender men could count themselves lucky if they held on for a mere 108 seconds.
The reason? Female hormones. Men with excess fat showed higher levels of the female estradiol sex hormone. This substance apparently disrupted their bodies’ natural “male” neurotransmitter chemicals and slowed their progression towards orgasm. Ironically, the less masculine and fat their bodies appeared, the better lovers they proved to be.
Now we can understand why some of our favorite cartoons did what they did.