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We got Death Stars

It seems the Empire has fallen on hard times. Darth Vader was spotted robbing a bank, presumably to get finishing funds for his latest Death Star. A Setauket bank in Long Island New York was robbed and the Rebel Alliance was no where to be found.

Surprisingly, Lord Vader was using a gun instead of a light saber. If it were us, we’d use the light saber.

Then again, if we had a light saber we’d just be wandering the streets with it. Wearing hooded cloaks. Because we could.

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